I'm Lilly, oldest of the vampires and the ultimate source of the vampire gene. Currently I'm indulging my sexual fantasies with my lovers, Gabriele and Ceasare.
Chez is naturally finding this a little easier than Gabi, since he is not of a jealous nature. We live in a secret lair, underneath a castle in North Wales. But don't get any ideas that if you turn up there we'll even talk to you, or turn you. For a start you'd have to be a carrier of the gene, or rather you'd have to have it in your DNA.
We're a little fussy about who we share our lives with, so you're more likely to become a meal than a new member of the family. If that's your bag, then come on over, blood donors are always welcome.
By the way, I'm looking for a new Renfield. My last one died of severe anemia... Anyone out there any good with fixing heating and air-conditioning units? You won't remember a thing about how to get in the lair, nor even being there at all. But I'll make sure you have some benefits, a mysterious reward placed in your bank account perhaps? Does that appeal at all?
Anyway, hit me with your comments ... I may answer, if the mood takes me.